{"product_id":"jinglebuns-santa-onesie-the-ultimate-holiday-prank","title":"JingleBuns Holiday Onesie — The Ultimate Holiday Prank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt looks completely normal from the front.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe opens the box. Plush holiday onesie — soft sherpa, fur trim, gold buckle. Funny enough, but nothing he hasn't seen before. He puts it on. He turns to walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThat's when the room finds out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy this one works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eThe illusion is printed, not real.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back looks like a torn-open gap with a Christmas thong underneath. It's a flat printed graphic on the fabric — nothing is open, nothing is exposed, he stays fully covered the entire time. Reads as real from across a room, obviously fake up close.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eReal plush sherpa construction.\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft brushed fleece, thick faux-fur hood trim, fur cuffs at the wrists and ankles, wide belt with a gold buckle. Loungewear that happens to be funny — not a costume that happens to be wearable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eThree colorways.\u003c\/strong\u003e Santa Red, Elf Green, Reindeer Brown. Same secret on the back of all three.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eArrives gift-ready.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships in the forest green JingleBuns box — wreath, gold star, printed and ready to go straight under the tree. No wrapping paper needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📸 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for the reveal.\u003c\/strong\u003e He'll be facing the camera in every photo. Nobody knows until he turns around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e❄️ \u003cstrong\u003eUnisex S–XXL.\u003c\/strong\u003e True to size, relaxed cut with room to layer. Between sizes? Size up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5'2\" – 5'6\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\" – 37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5'6\" – 5'9\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\" – 41\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5'9\" – 6'0\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\" – 45\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6'0\" – 6'3\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\" – 49\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6'3\" +\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\" – 54\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the dad who says he doesn't want anything, the brother-in-law who's impossible to shop for, white elephant, Secret Santa, matching sets with a friend, or any group chat that's been planning something since July.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLimited holiday run. When this year's stock is gone, it's gone until next Christmas.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there an actual hole in it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo. The entire back design is printed flat onto the fabric. The garment is fully closed and he is completely covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. Plush sherpa fleece, soft and warm, not scratchy. People wear theirs on the couch through January.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't iron the printed panel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it arrive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nShips within a week. Order by December 18th for Christmas delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat if the size is wrong?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFree size and color exchanges within 14 days of delivery. Just reach out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan he really wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThat's the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JingleBuns","offers":[{"title":"Santa Red \/ S","offer_id":43532277645360,"sku":"JB-SANTA-S","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Red \/ M","offer_id":43532277678128,"sku":"JB-SANTA-M","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Red \/ L","offer_id":43532277710896,"sku":"JB-SANTA-L","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Santa Red \/ XL","offer_id":43532277743664,"sku":"JB-SANTA-XL","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Elf Green \/ S","offer_id":43532322766896,"sku":"JB-ELF-S","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Elf Green \/ M","offer_id":43532322799664,"sku":"JB-ELF-M","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Elf Green \/ L","offer_id":43532322832432,"sku":"JB-ELF-L","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Elf Green \/ XL","offer_id":43532322865200,"sku":"JB-ELF-XL","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Reindeer Brown \/ S","offer_id":43532322930736,"sku":"JB-DEER-S","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Reindeer Brown \/ M","offer_id":43532322963504,"sku":"JB-DEER-M","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Reindeer Brown \/ L","offer_id":43532322996272,"sku":"JB-DEER-L","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Reindeer Brown \/ XL","offer_id":43532323029040,"sku":"JB-DEER-XL","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/0855\/3008\/files\/IMG-4325.png?v=1787771334","url":"https:\/\/jinglebuns.com\/products\/jinglebuns-santa-onesie-the-ultimate-holiday-prank","provider":"Buns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}