FAQ

The Product

Is there a real hole in the back?

No. The back design is a flat printed graphic on the fabric — an optical illusion. The garment is fully closed and completely covered. From a few feet away it reads as real, which is the entire point. Up close, it's obviously printed.

What's it made of?

Plush sherpa fleece — soft, warm, brushed on the inside. Thick faux-fur trim on the hood and cuffs. A wide printed belt with a gold buckle detail. Built like actual loungewear, not a one-night costume.

How does it fit?

Unisex S through XXL, true to size. Relaxed loungewear cut with room to layer underneath. Between sizes? Size up.

What colors are there?

Three: Santa Red, Elf Green, and Reindeer Brown. Same illusion on the back of every one.

Is it comfortable enough to actually wear?

Yes. That's what separates this from a costume. People wear theirs on the couch in January.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't iron the printed panel.

Ordering

When will it arrive?

Orders ship within a week. Order by December 18th for Christmas delivery.

Does it come gift-wrapped?

It arrives in the forest green JingleBuns box — ready to go under the tree as-is. If you want the surprise fully protected, tell us at checkout and we'll ship it inside a plain outer mailer.

Can I return it?

Within 14 days of delivery, unworn and in original condition. Size and color exchanges are free.

The Obvious One

Can he really wear this in public?

That's the entire point. Office party, family dinner, grocery run. What happens after that is between him and his group chat.